And just try peeing off of the porch, or shooting off firearms or fireworks at one of those places.
you are such a dang backwoods hillbilly it isn’t even funny!
MY HOA doesn’t really allow for shooting firearms unless you plan to kill an intruder..... and quit bragging about being able to pee off the porch. Girls got robbed in that design deal! ;^)
I doubt women have the same appreciation for the outdoor pee...lol