Concussions and slurred speech should have done you in during the audition phase prepping for the No Fun League.
The $64,000 question is: Why does anyone watch anything, make that ANYTHING, NFL these days, including the Super Bowl? When zombies who watch the NFL, and only zombies still watch, discover what a time waster the NFL is, a whole 'nuther world will open to them with the time to enjoy it.
Cleveland fans like Bernie. Who the H is Soloman? Not a Browns fan anymore. I don’t watch the NFL at all. Rather watch the snow pile up.