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Jameis Winston cited for shoplifting crab legs at Publix
SB Nation ^ | Apr 30 2014, 10:24a | Bud Elliott

Posted on 04/30/2014 9:49:34 AM PDT by Hoodat

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To: Hoodat
Public new slogan: 'Public where SHOPLIFTING. is a pleasure.'

Crab legs? It would be cheaper at Target.

21 posted on 04/30/2014 10:05:45 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: Hoodat

Well, well...a good candidate for the NFL...he’ll fit right in.


22 posted on 04/30/2014 10:06:01 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: Theoria

I saw it posted on a sports board...it’s from Twitter. There are others, but that one is my favorite. :)


23 posted on 04/30/2014 10:06:14 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day

Free
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Spurrier would be proud.


24 posted on 04/30/2014 10:06:43 AM PDT by Gamecock (The covenant is a stunning blend of law and love. (TK))
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To: Hoodat
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25 posted on 04/30/2014 10:07:33 AM PDT by Clay Moore ("To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." ~Voltaire)
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To: Hoodat

Winston forces his way between another pair of legs


26 posted on 04/30/2014 10:07:37 AM PDT by Despot of the Delta
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To: Hoodat

Good lord...what a superior gene pool


27 posted on 04/30/2014 10:08:00 AM PDT by wardaddy (we will not take back our way of life through peaceful means.....i have 5 kids....i fear for them)
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To: Hoodat

Excellent start to a stellar career as an NFL head case.


28 posted on 04/30/2014 10:08:29 AM PDT by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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To: Hoodat

Looks like Jameis-is, -is, -is in lots of trouble.


29 posted on 04/30/2014 10:10:59 AM PDT by SharpRightTurn (White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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To: a fool in paradise
this news item in itself is laughable... but the comments here:

“Excuse me, do you have crab legs?” “Do you find yourself walking sidways a lot?”

okay--i am at work and having a hard time keeping my guffaws to myself!

30 posted on 04/30/2014 10:11:01 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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31 posted on 04/30/2014 10:12:11 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Gamecock

Heh. Free Shoes University, I forgot about that!


32 posted on 04/30/2014 10:13:07 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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There is going to be a throw down, that guy just over Jameis’s shoulder is wanting those crab legs.


33 posted on 04/30/2014 10:14:03 AM PDT by DAC21
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To: Hoodat
Caught in the act:


34 posted on 04/30/2014 10:16:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (ObamaCare unsubsidized PAID Enrollment Prediction: 66,666)
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To: Hoodat

Some habitual criminals get a thrilling rush from stealing and getting away with it. A small percentage of those habitual thieves will almost allow themselves to be caught. Almost. I’ve heard of wealthy people stealing for the excitement, but I thought quarterbacks were supposed to be smart, unless of course, this is an exercise in affirmative action. Michelle O say those big pink legs and got jealous. Now, she’s back to obsessing over lobster dipped in melted butter.


35 posted on 04/30/2014 10:18:59 AM PDT by lee martell
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"He got an adult civil citation," a trusted source inside Tallahassee Police told Tomahawk Nation. "If he completes the sanctions it will never show up on his record. They commonly give them to juveniles on first criminal offenses. They are now doing it for minor misdemeanors for adults to lower crime rate."

And that's how you lower the crime rate -- no longer define crime as crime. Welcome to America 2014.

36 posted on 04/30/2014 10:21:57 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: Constitution Day

On the bright side at least he wasn’t using food stamps.


37 posted on 04/30/2014 10:23:22 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: Hoodat
gibsmedat !
38 posted on 04/30/2014 10:24:14 AM PDT by tomkat
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To: Constitution Day

The facial expression is perfect, lol. Oooh, crab legs.


39 posted on 04/30/2014 10:25:53 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Rebelbase; MinuteGal

He should no better than to steal crabs from pubic’s.


40 posted on 04/30/2014 10:28:10 AM PDT by flaglady47 (Oppressors can tyranize only w/a standing army-enslaved press-disarmed populace)
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