Two trains are speeding toward one another on the same track. At the throttle of one is a drunk. At the throttle of the other is a Swede. Their combined speed is 300 m.p.h. and there are no spurs or sidings. Yet the two never collide.
Why? Because Norse is Norse, and Souse is Souse, and never the twains shall meet.
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A Norse is a Norse? Of course, of course.