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To: tumblindice
A man should know how to gnarfle a garthok.

Whoa - yes, and when not to. Gnarfling is not something to take lightly.

75 posted on 05/02/2014 10:09:25 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

Okay I found the definition myself.

gnarfle the garthak-To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated. Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak

I believe your mommas obviously didn’t whip you enough when you were little. Ya’ll are bad. Just like my reprobate but lovable husband.


77 posted on 05/02/2014 10:14:12 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas
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To: Billthedrill

Done best after consumption of mass quantities of cereal malt beverage.


79 posted on 05/02/2014 10:17:06 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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