LOL. There was a comedian, I can’t think of his name, who talked about men having an ‘empty room’ that they can go to in their heads. When you ask them what they are thinking and they say nothing, they are not lying.
Women don’t have an ‘empty room’
So true!
(Though not all men are like that, and there are certainly some empty-headed women out there too.
Yep, that's about right.
Or, it might be "Lunch". Or, it might be "The Benefits of the 4-3 defense over the 3-4 defense, but only if we get that LB from State. What was his name again? Well, him, or that other guy from Tech....." :-)
Stuff that we know the women in our lives really aren't interested in. Be glad that we have the "Nothing" filter.
Or, specifically in my case, I said "Nothing" the other night, because I know Mrs WBill isn't all that interested in a comparative analysis of a couple of mutual funds I'm considering for my 401k. She just wants the bottom line: "I like this because....". So, I was trying to figure out what the bottom line was, and which way I should jump. Still haven't figured it yet...that might be the topic of thought while I'm walking at lunch today. hmmmmm.....
ANNNNNNDDDD.....I wish some women had the "Nothing" filter. My M-i-L can talk the paint off the walls. We'll be leaving the house, pulling out of the driveway, and she'll still be walking alongside the car and talking. "You remember our nextdoor neighbor. You met her 14 years ago at that baby shower, right? She's the one who collects cow statues. Did you see that really cute new one where the cow is wearing a red dress and only has one horn? Adorable!!!!! Anyway, HER friend's daughter's babysitter said that......"
"Nothing". I'd be fine with that. :-)
Jeff: Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind if you were a space alien with a special kind of mind ray...? Make all women telepathic. Because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they would kill us all on the spot. Men are not people - we are disgustoids in human form.