"Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!"
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
"Thank you, sir! May I have another?"
....and of course....
"I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."
Geez, you could about put the entire movie into this database. :-)
True! I guess we have all dated ourselves, now.