Those reviews are hysterical. So funny!
Re reviews - there are currently some lawsuits going on about yelp reviews. Apparently yelp sends reps around to small businesses trying to sell them ads. If they don’t buy they publish negative reviews.
I wrote a review for my dentist but then couldn’t find it in the list of reviews. Yelp has ‘recommended’ reviews which come up on the screen and are very visible. It also has ‘not recommended’ reviews which it buries.
I spoke with the manager of the dental practice. He said they refused to pay for the yelp ‘subscriptions’ and all of a sudden a bunch of very negative reviews showed up on their site.