Alternate answers to the above question:
Bob Dylan - How many roads must a chicken cross, before he’s considered a man?
Star Trek - I am Locluckus of Borg. We wish to get to the other side. The road will be crossed. Resistance is futile.
Colonel Sanders - You mean I missed one?
Hunter S. Thompson - We were halfway across the road when the drugs began to take hold...
Why did Obama cross the road?
To take from the other side.