Mickey Mouse goes to a lawyer to talk about getting a divorce from Minnie.
When he finishes telling his tale of woe the lawyer sighs and tells him, “I’m sorry, Mr Mouse, but insanity isn’t grounds for divorce in this state.”
Exasperated, Mickey shouts back, “I didn’t tell you Minnie was crazy. I said she was f***ing Goofy!”
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