[GeronL]

I haven’t been in a theater since I was a kid

[a fool in paradise]

There’s a nice one at the local museum. Sometimes they even show something I’d want to see (when they aren’t busy pushing the Latin film festival, the gay film festival, the Palestinian film festival, and the Iranian film festival.

You’d think I’m joking but I’m not.

http://www.mfah.org/films/