not bad!
2 Alabamians were looking for a place to picnic. They were debating between a large oak tree or the middle of the road. They decided to picnic in the middle of the road. A truck slammed on its brakes and swerved off the road and hit the tree. The Alabamians said they were sure lucky they didn’t picnic under that tree!
A doctor was called in b/c Uncle John was ailing.
He examined the uncle, then came out to tell the family the bad news.
“Uncle John is very ill-—his brain is dead but his heart is still beating.”
Aunt Mary almost fainted: she had no idea Uncle John was a Democrat.