To: Notforprophet
"Bass told officers that he wasn't a pirate but a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth. Morgoth is a character created by JRR Tolkien in a prequel to the Lord of the Rings stories. In the stories, he is the character from which all evil grew."This just in....Morgath has been sighted masquerading as a woman and driving a car in Northeast Portland.
23 posted on
05/19/2014 10:57:39 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: DannyTN
Update: A high elf warrior who had been tracking Morgath was thrown off the trail when Morgath called police claiming the elf was a pirate.
31 posted on
05/19/2014 11:06:47 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: DannyTN
Morgoth is the character from which all evil grew.
Carl Marx in other words.
46 posted on
05/19/2014 11:41:14 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: DannyTN
This just in....Morgath has been sighted masquerading as a woman and driving a car...Don't get me started on the evil of women driving cars...
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