Skip to comments.Camden County Officer Removed From Duty For Alleged Lewd Act In Starbucks
Posted on 05/20/2014 6:37:04 PM PDT by Morgana
CHERRY HILL, N.J. (CBS) A Camden County Police Lieutenant has been removed from duty after he was accused of masturbating inside of a Starbucks in Cherry Hill.
Lt. Benito Gonzalez Junior has been charged with a disorderly persons lewdness offense.
An employee from a store on Route 70 reported the incident to authorities on May 7.
Officials say the officer was not on duty at the time.
Police have launched a criminal and internal investigation and the department says they are troubled by the allegations.
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Did Starbucks run out of cream?
Or sister we are not sure.
In his defense Gonzalez stated that he was off duty at the time and the weapon was of a very small caliber and incapable of firing.
Was he a “speedy” Gonzalez?
Lt. Benito Gonzalez Jr., who supervises the department’s narcotics unit
Apparently he wasn’t speedy enough to avoid getting caught.
Lets put this in perspective ; this happened in south Jersey. Its a whole different place than the civilization we know.
Apparently he wasnt speedy enough to avoid getting caught.He needs to consult with an expert.
Pvt. Joe Bowers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?
Frito: I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.
“According to the police report, he was in the Starbucks on Route 70 when he pulled down his shorts to expose his genitals and masturbated while seated at a table.
Gonzalez allegedly committed the act, knowing or reasonably expecting that the act was likely to be observed by a nonconsenting person who would be affronted or alarmed ..., according to the report.”
So... were any shots fired?
His lawyer: “Your Honor, it was either rub one out or shoot a dog. This was a victimless crime ... except of course for all the people who, um, saw him.”
“Uh, beating off.”
“No lo contendre, Your Highness.”
Not sure, but it would seem that the officer was not down.
When ya gotta go, you gotta go.
Maybe he was practicing for his kayak team.
‘PUT ME IN COACH, I DON’T SMOKE’.....(those who know, know)
Methinks he just ‘bought’ himself an early retirement with full pay and benefits.
ONLY a crazy man with PTSD would pull such a stunt...Lawyers will have a field day with this.
Lady, Sir, if you didn’t like what he was doing, why not move?
You must have enjoyed it as you sat there.
I am a lewd lawman for the county ~
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