[Former Proud Canadian]

Um, I hate to state the obvious, but, I think the victims should KNOW whether the “theft” had taken place. It’s kind of easy to check.

[Foundahardheadedwoman]

I am betting the first American case of penis theft will occur in Caliloona most likely San Fran.

[The_Media_never_lie]

‘Twas nothing a little blue pill couldn’t have fixed.

[trebb]

Um, I hate to state the obvious, but, I think the victims should KNOW whether the “theft” had taken place. It’s kind of easy to check.

"There are usually two or three accomplices who carry out this scam in three parts: first, someone who claims to have magical powers touches a victim and persuades him that they’ve stolen his genitals. Then, another accomplice approaches the victim and drives home the point by saying that if the victim doesn’t buy a specific product, he’ll lose his ability to reproduce. Finally, the victim pays a hefty sum [Editor’s note: around 30,000 CFA Francs, or 45 euros] for a Viagra-like medicine that is supposed to make his genitals work again."

Supposedly a theft of the utility of said genitals vs. the genitals themselves.

[csvset]

It’s always the same story: someone complains about being approached and touched by a stranger, someone not from the neighbourhood. Immediately, the alleged victims complain of lower stomach pains, tremors, and say they can’t feel their genitals anymore.

Apparently, they "lose feeling" in their genitals.

You've Lost That Loving Feeling

[Boogieman]

When the guy checks and finds he just lost his penis behind the couch cushion, he is going to be really embarassed.