[dfwgator]

I never understood Psychic Hot Lines.

Shouldn’t they be calling you?

[SamAdams76]

I almost had a Psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

[eartrumpet]

I once did some work for a psychic lady who lived out in the sticks behind a locked gate. I had heard she stays up all night taking calls for $5 a minute. I needed to come back in about a week for a followup on the job and she told me to be sure to call first so she could come down and open the gate. Shouldn’t she know I was coming?

I still remember when a famous psychic hotline went bankrupt and all 700 psychic readers got laid off. A comedian said they came into work and were handed pink slips and said, Wow, who saw that coming?