Portland, Oregon (of course)
1 posted on
05/27/2014 3:59:09 AM PDT by
bkopto
To: bkopto
2 posted on
05/27/2014 4:00:59 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin.)
To: bkopto
My first though was this must be one of those dopey kids in Keene, NH. Portland, OR... was second guess.
3 posted on
05/27/2014 4:24:39 AM PDT by
Rodamala
To: bkopto
There is a naked man playing the violin in front of the courthouse, and this reporter is concerned about the brand of the violin? Unless it is a Strdivarious, I don’t see what the brand of the violin has to do with the story.
I wonder if there was a robbery going down at the edge of the Courthouse Square and this reporter didn’t even notice?
To: Slings and Arrows
The jokes write themselves.
How did the police handle his instrument?
Was their first thought to shoot the violin?
Where did he hang his bow?
7 posted on
05/27/2014 4:46:50 AM PDT by
verga
(Conservative, leaning libertatrian)
To: bkopto
A naked man, playing violin in front of a downtown Portland courthouse on Saturday, refused to walk to a squad car and had to be carried by police.Yuck! Maybe the police do earn those pensions after all.
9 posted on
05/27/2014 4:50:49 AM PDT by
OldPossum
("It's" is the contraction of "it" and "is"; think about ITS implications.)
To: bkopto
A little peepper spray would get him moving.
To: bkopto
Evidently he has no frets.
Was it on Martin Luthier King Blvd?
Sounds like a real f-hole.
Did he take a bow at the end?
Does he know all the positions?
I will refrain from making any puns about the erect sound post.
16 posted on
05/27/2014 5:22:32 AM PDT by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: bkopto
17 posted on
05/27/2014 5:25:43 AM PDT by
Free Vulcan
(Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead...)
To: bkopto
Must be protest AGW and he’s playing Earth’s swan song!
19 posted on
05/27/2014 5:36:58 AM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: bkopto
I wonder how the press would have reported this story had he been playing a fiddle? IYKWIM
20 posted on
05/27/2014 5:46:13 AM PDT by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: bkopto
At the very least, he could have clothed himself in his violin's G-string.
Leni
To: bkopto
They thought he was crazy...
Then they could he’s nuts
26 posted on
05/27/2014 8:07:44 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: bkopto
If you want to play in Portland, you better have a fiddle in the band.
28 posted on
05/27/2014 10:14:26 AM PDT by
TurboZamboni
(Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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