[JRandomFreeper]

I've tried YouTube's autocaption which is speech to text. It's hilarious. They have a way to go.

/johnny

[twister881]

Obama: After the election, I’ll have more flexibility.
Russian translation: I’m a fairy who bends over and takes it like Gumby.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

I only speak two languages. English and profanity.

[dfwgator]

[norwaypinesavage]

True ‘real time’ is impossible. For instance, in English, the verb is usually near the beginning of the sentence. In German, the verb is usually near the end of the sentence. In translating from German to English, the translation must wait until the verb is spoken in order to make a translation.

[minnesota_bound]

It can translate Windows 8 sucks in 6,500 spoken languages

[Fester Chugabrew]

There are many good and salutary uses for language. The most important thing one could ever convey through that vessel is forgiveness, but that seems to be the farthest from anyone’s mind.

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Do not be hasty in word or impulsive in thought to bring up a matter in the presence of God. For God is in heaven and you are on the earth; therefore let your words be few. -Eccl. 5:2

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Just put this fish in your ear first....