I’ve picked up some pretty soft poops from time to time. You’ve just got to grit your teeth and do it.
Use what comes to hand. A spatula and a plastic bag, for instance, sponges and paper towels. They could afford to throw the spatula out if they didn’t want to clean it—a lot cheaper than making an unscheduled landing.
Should have made the dam dogs owner clean it it up or change the bastard with interfering with a flight crew
all the stupid cardboard postcard ads. That’s what I use them for.