1 posted on
05/31/2014 11:28:34 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
2 posted on
05/31/2014 11:33:31 AM PDT by
jettester
(I got paid to break 'em - not fly 'em)
To: BenLurkin
What happens if the pilot’s thoughts drift to, say, the last pretty girl he dated? (Answer: sudden intense turbulence onboard)?
3 posted on
05/31/2014 11:38:50 AM PDT by
faithhopecharity
((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..)
To: BenLurkin
I didn’t realize flying a plane was so physically taxing.
To: BenLurkin
Pray that a shapely first flight attendant doesn’t appear without warning. Pow! Zoom! To the moon!
10 posted on
05/31/2014 12:02:42 PM PDT by
Don Corleone
("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
To: BenLurkin
This is nothing new. Aliens have been doing it in flying saucers for years...
To: BenLurkin
What would happen if he had sudden thoughts of Allah?
12 posted on
05/31/2014 12:07:41 PM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
To: BenLurkin
Astounding accomplishments like this should make it easier for doubters to believe in God. With humans, astounding things are possible. With God, all things are possible and are waiting to be discovered.
To: BenLurkin
This was predicated by a Warner Bros. cartoon in which Porky Pig flies a voice-directed airplane. It’s hilarious. Of course, the liberals don’t think it’s funny.
19 posted on
05/31/2014 2:44:55 PM PDT by
righttackle44
(Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
To: BenLurkin
I remember they were doing this back in the 1980’s IIRC.
20 posted on
05/31/2014 8:30:54 PM PDT by
Nowhere Man
(Mom I miss you! (8-20-1938 to 11-18-2013) Cancer sucks)
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