And then there is the oft told airline story about the captain giving his level off announcement over the PA: weather, arrival time, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Still keying the mike, he dropped his hand and rested it on his leg and announced to the First Officer, “Boy, I sure could use a cup of coffee and a blow job”, not knowing that the entire plane had heard the exchange.
One of the flight attendants turned to run up to the cockpit to let them know about the PA. A little old lady sitting in the last row cupped her hands around her mouth and yelled,”you forgot the coffee!!!”
LOL, good one. Reminds me of another, not like yours, but the Pres told the pilot of Air Force one to let him know when they were over the Philippines. Later the pilot tells the Pres, we are over the Philippines. He asked the pilot how he knew that. The pilot said, well, I put my arm out the cockpit window, and when I brought it back in, my watch was gone.