Posted on 06/06/2014 10:00:05 AM PDT by Beave Meister
It's got to be ongoing consent, too. Does he keep asking, you still good, you still good?
Man: this is ANNOYING.
Woman: How'm I supposed to concentrate with this chooch bugging me the whole time?
Woman: Ok, it's working, I think it's working. Yes? Yes! Yes!
Man: (interrupts) can you write that down here?
How romantic....
Original title: California Liberals Pass Bill to Regulate Sex and Show America the Control Freaks They Really Are
Wasn’t there a Saturday Night Live skit on this several years.. or maybe even decades ago?
And yet these same people probably would like to make homo sex mandatory.
Sex between two or three liberals should be a hanging offense for all parties involved.
Hey guys...What a great blackmail tool.....
Q: Hey good lookin’. What’s your sign?
A: Aquarius.
Q: Are you willing to document that?
It seems like only a few years back when Californicate declared that butt sex had to be legalized because that’s what Americans want.
Just dont have sex in California.
They’re bringing insane college campus rules to the general populace. What a zoo.
We could call it... hmmmm... hmmm....
Isn’t this the 30 caliber clip/ 30 magazine clip guy?
Yep, that’s him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgpRY8E25Vw
Representing his people well.
I’m sure the California Bar will write up the necessary documents for all parties to execute and have notarized before the sex takes place. It will probably have a check list of sexual acts you can select. Like a menu.
Not being in the dating environment, and not being in California, it’s going to be fun to watch how this plays out.
First drive out the porn industry by require a rubber law now this. Has CA become a modern day Mass Bay Colony?
So, if neither party raises the issue verballly, which one gets charged? Or do the both get charged?
I find this amusing.
All this could be avoided by simply avoiding the sin of fornication?
By the way this only applies to straight couples.
Queers can do anything they want, anywhere they want, any time they want, with or without consent.
If you're queer and black, you can pretty much control the world.
You know regulate means profit from. I guess some liberals are about to band together to sell underground, “off-the-radar”, access to sex services or pornography. Hell they’re the most sex-crazed demographic on the planet. They’re the ones trying to stuff sex organs where they don’t belong like dogs in heat. This will not go over well among their own kind. We won’t have to say a thing.
I find this profoundly amusing.
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