Little brown critters are commonplace in the Missouri Ozarks. Best to spray the house a couple times a year...
I will not let Mrs. Pete know this or she will never agree to accompany me to visit my brother in Arkansas again.
How do they taste? Or do they make good bait, or both? (Assuming you don’t poison them first, of course!)
http://meat-recipes.wonderhowto.com/how-to/cook-scorpion-235327/ says it tastes like crab! (I’m Allergic!)