My prediction is that he will come out as gay and demand sexual reassignment surgery. The only reason he left his platoon was because they were homophobic and were mean to him.
If this is not a thread winner, it will be in the top five! BRILLIANT!
19 posted on 06/07/2014 8:34:16 AM PDT by Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)