[dead]

“Our intelligence told us he was a woman trapped in a man’s body trapped in a terrorist camp trapped in a foreign land because of Bush’s war, so it was triple word score rescue personally overseen by the president in the command center where he was black and it reminded him of his grandfather and his father so he did it for the children and learned about the next day on the television in the gym where he was pumping iron.”

[Lazamataz]

Another top-five candidate! We’re cookin’ with gas now!

[RightGeek]

Winner!

[Vendome]

Yahtzee!!!