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To: nickcarraway

This works every time.

Fill a glass with water. Insert a straw. Now seal your ears air-tight with your fingers. Drink entire glass of water through straw while holding your ears air-tight.


2 posted on 06/07/2014 6:35:03 PM PDT by bicyclerepair (The zombies here elected alcee hastings. TERM LIMITS ... TERM LIMITS)
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To: bicyclerepair

It works because you’re dehydrated :)


5 posted on 06/07/2014 6:37:00 PM PDT by spacejunkie2001
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To: bicyclerepair

Just a mistake nature is attempting to correct. In a hunter and gathering society he would probably either starve to death or be killed by his fellow hunters for running off the game. In this world we will send him a check for his disability. S—t.


7 posted on 06/07/2014 6:39:19 PM PDT by Foundahardheadedwoman (God don't have a statute of limitations)
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To: bicyclerepair

Got a cure but he’s gotta be within hands reach . . . . .

Snoot ;o)


16 posted on 06/07/2014 7:43:51 PM PDT by snooter55 (People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
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To: bicyclerepair

I tried it once — it didn’t work.

I substituted the water with 101 proof Wild Turkey and I had a reaction I did not expect.


18 posted on 06/07/2014 11:09:06 PM PDT by 353FMG
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