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Police chief forced to send memo to tell cops to stop having sex on duty
Metro [UK] ^ | 7 Jun 2014 | Matt Payton

Posted on 06/07/2014 11:18:49 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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1 posted on 06/07/2014 11:18:49 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
At least when they're *bleep*ing they're not shooting dogs.


2 posted on 06/07/2014 11:20:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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My jaw is still on the floor after reading that, but it should retract after a day or two.

Can't wait for the memo from this genius about how dogs are not for target practice.

3 posted on 06/07/2014 11:26:04 PM PDT by Rome2000
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4 posted on 06/07/2014 11:27:59 PM PDT by kingattax (a real American would rather die on his feet than live on his knees.)
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To: kingattax

Soon to be a country song: “You Can’t Outrun The Short Arm Of The Law.”


5 posted on 06/07/2014 11:32:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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This might explain the little clusters of cruisers I see sitting around, seemingly “doing nothing”.


6 posted on 06/07/2014 11:33:14 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: Rome2000

He’s covering his *** while his officers are uncovering theirs.


7 posted on 06/07/2014 11:33:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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You need the little clusters to have a little *CENSORED*.


8 posted on 06/07/2014 11:35:17 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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ha !


9 posted on 06/07/2014 11:37:29 PM PDT by kingattax (a real American would rather die on his feet than live on his knees.)
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It could have been worse.

It could have been the animal-control guys.


10 posted on 06/07/2014 11:44:02 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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I have to remember that one.


11 posted on 06/07/2014 11:49:53 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Ted Cruz and Mike Lee-both of whom sit on the Senate Judiciary Comm as Ginsberg's importance fades)
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LOL!

I’m always seeing 2 or 3 cruisers parked away from public view.

I figured they were ****ing off...but not literally.


12 posted on 06/07/2014 11:54:10 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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Well, if the porn movies are to be believed*...

[*They’re not.]


13 posted on 06/08/2014 12:00:22 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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LOL!

“Animals are our friends...*without* benefits.”


14 posted on 06/08/2014 12:01:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Eeeeee-yew,


15 posted on 06/08/2014 12:48:47 AM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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Believe it.


16 posted on 06/08/2014 12:51:19 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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I’m going to My Happy Place, now.

>.<


17 posted on 06/08/2014 1:13:35 AM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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Sex on the job . . . is obviously never acceptable in any workplace…

Never?

18 posted on 06/08/2014 1:33:01 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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Was that wrong?
19 posted on 06/08/2014 1:44:00 AM PDT by Kozak ("It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal" Henry Kissinger)
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Radio chatter:

“Car 69, are you going to Spokane?”

“Umm, negative, spoked her last night.”


20 posted on 06/08/2014 1:54:35 AM PDT by Peter ODonnell (It wasn't this cold before global warming)
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