That you are going to have to start making some sense.
(your mother didn't really name you Sheldon, did she?)
When all else fails . . . get personal.
You began by pretending to believe that you were being referred to as “Sheldon” and by denying that there was any sarcasm to be found in the article Climate Change Blamed for ‘Icy Reception’ to 0bama Speech, as quoted in The Peoples Cube. Even 0bama’s most ardent supporters expressed disappointment in 0bama’s West Point speech. Calling his speech “awesome” can only be regarded as sarcasm, and you’ve offered no cogent reason even to contemplate for a moment that you might be named “Sheldon,” any more than the following and equally implausible theory that my name is “Sheldon.”
Calculated incomprehension is not very convincing.
But, my apologies for offering a criticism of 0bama’s hapless speech in a mode requiring some subtleness and understanding in current cultural awareness.
My bad.