Check your download/upload speeds, and compare to others:
http://www.speedtest.net/
Use this to test the PC for adaware/malware:
http://www.malwarebytes.org/
I tried to download the anti-malware tool and it wouldn’t load, so it may be that I do indeed have malware that is blocking the download. Or it could just be my slow connection. Unfortunately, there’s no way to tell.
After a scan it found one piece of "unwanted non-malware"--pup.opencandy in my AIM downloader, which was successfully quarantined.
Oh well. At least one more possibility has been eliminated. What now?