[miliantnutcase]

I’m screwed

[Marty]

Living in general is linked to a higher incidence of cancer.

[MrB]

A Collection of Spurious Correlations

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t, so do whatever you want. Sit all day long and die a happy couch potato.

[skeeter]

For my entire career I always made it a point to procure a drafting table for each place I worked so I could stand as much as possible.

Lowered my cancer risk but the bulging leg veins now make wearing board shorts problematic.

[latina4dubya]

blah, blah, blah-blah...

[Ditter]

I am an artist and I paint standing up, so that's good!

The chemicals in the paints and the turpentine are probably going to kill me. Oh well, everybodys got to die of something sometime.

[the anti-mahdi]

Yes, and wet streets cause rain. Sure glad we’re making all these scientific breakthroughs, I thought no one was working on science anymore.

I am so relieved.

[dfwgator]

Life will kill you.

[Cyman]

Living linked to high risk of cancer.

[TigersEye]

I’m a dead man sitting!

[aimhigh]

I suspect these studies are funded by some shoe company. As Billy Graham once said, “The death rate is 100%”.

[Political Junkie Too]

As George Carlin once joked, "Studies have shown that saliva is bad for your health, but only if swallowed in small amounts over an extended period of time."

-PJ

[Diana in Wisconsin]

We’re all dying from the moment we’re conceived, so I’m not gonna worry about this. :)

[TurboZamboni]

Biking linked to getting hit by vehicles.