[RoosterRedux]

Facial bones suggest early Neanderthals used their teeth as a 'third hand'

Oh snooze. Was my mother there?

"Don't use your teeth for that...you might break them?"

I sometimes think all mothers are Jewish.

[21twelve]

Just the other day I was thinking about that rubberized invention for flashlights that makes them easier to hold in your mouth.

[Delta Dawn]

These scientists really take some huge leaps of faith in their supposed scientific disciplines.

Well, my dentist did say that I should stop scratching my butt with my molars. Something about cracks in my teeth or something...