[Blueflag]

My wife of 36 years was valedictorian in HS and graduated Summa Cum Laude from college.

Prior to meeting her I ‘dumped’ a long-time and beautiful girl friend who remarked to me one day that she didn’t know the United States had been attacked in WW2.

My wife is a 5’10” blonde who can still wear her wedding dress.

[umgud]

My ex was as dumb as a rock. Things did not work well for us. Of course, I don’t mean to say all women in this category are bad wives.

[wally_bert]

I knew a pretty and fairly successful lady years who did a lot with import export and had no idea of what or when d day was.

[Verginius Rufus]

If your ex-girlfriend had seen Animal House she would have known that the US was attacked in WWII (even if she would have thought that the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor). But that movie was released in 1978, just too late...