[Billthedrill]

She's above all that, dontcha know. A kid who steps out of her undergraduate education into a $100,000 per annum "consulting" job is, let's face it, a better person than we are. Or something.

This has been an interesting foray into the gossip columns, this and the breathless speculation over whether the princess is pregnant. It's the sort of mindless adulation we expect to be directed at the British royal family (probably our revenge for the War of 1812) but the subliminal suggestion is very real: she'll be the First Brat again very soon. Done deal. Well, except for the messiness of voting and that sort of thing.

[Covenantor]

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