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Speedo-wearing teen chronicled Walmart adventure on social media (SC)
The State ^ | June 24, 2014 | Rachel Southmayd

Posted on 06/24/2014 5:26:13 PM PDT by Gamecock

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To: upchuck

Thanks for the ping


21 posted on 06/24/2014 6:22:28 PM PDT by StoneWall Brigade (Howard Phillips Conservative)
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To: cripplecreek

“Said he woke up nekkid and wanted to buy some clothes.”

I’ve had dreams like that.


22 posted on 06/24/2014 6:31:45 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Gamecock

exactly what law/ordinance did they violate???


23 posted on 06/24/2014 6:36:03 PM PDT by terycarl
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To: Gamecock
Today at the grocery store I saw a young lady wearing "booty shorts." ie, her shorts were cutoff to leave the bottom 1/4 or 1/5 of her rump bare.

I was quite offended. Too bad I hadn't read about this earlier, then I would have known that being offended like this was grounds for calling the fuzz to take the nasty bum away.

24 posted on 06/24/2014 6:36:14 PM PDT by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Pope Calvin the 1st, defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd
Too bad I hadn't read about this earlier, then I would have known that being offended like this was grounds for calling the fuzz to take the nasty bum away.

Ha. Good bum pun.

25 posted on 06/24/2014 6:52:41 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: cripplecreek

Now that is funny!!


26 posted on 06/24/2014 7:02:01 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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To: PistolPaknMama

Yup


27 posted on 06/24/2014 7:26:05 PM PDT by StoneWall Brigade (Howard Phillips Conservative)
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To: Gamecock

I did this myself 32 years ago only I was also wearing a cape. Won $5.00 bet

Also wore a gorilla costume in the mall for 45 minutes and won $5.00

Crashed the homecoming halftime show and danced with the cheerleaders in a chicken costume before being kicked out by security at University of Southern MS also for $5.00

It beat selling blood plasma to eat.


28 posted on 06/24/2014 10:36:16 PM PDT by packrat35 (Pelosi is only on loan to the world from Satan. Hopefully he will soon want his baby killer back)
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To: packrat35

Your prices are reasonable. What do you now for $5?


29 posted on 06/25/2014 6:08:31 AM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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To: PistolPaknMama

I’m not 20 years old anymore and my rates would be higher.


30 posted on 06/25/2014 9:13:36 AM PDT by packrat35 (Pelosi is only on loan to the world from Satan. Hopefully he will soon want his baby killer back)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
We still have stores with the “NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE” signs here.

On our recent visit to the British Virgin Islands a classy restaurant overlooking a spectacular little bay had the sign- No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem!

31 posted on 06/25/2014 11:53:59 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: Gamecock

Paging Jessica Frech


32 posted on 06/25/2014 12:25:04 PM PDT by kanawa
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To: cripplecreek

The next story on the page is about a nekkid man being arrested in Walmart.
Said he woke up nekkid and wanted to buy some clothes
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Probably don’t even want to know where he was keeping his money.


33 posted on 06/25/2014 12:32:52 PM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)"Better to keep your enemies inside peeing out, rather than keep them outside, peeing in.".)
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To: BeadCounter
Back when I was a kid, businesses had signs on doors that said “No shirts, No shoes, No Service”.

My personal favorite. There's a gas station in Vegas with a sign on their door that reads, "No shirts, No Shoes, No Pets, No Service."

34 posted on 06/25/2014 1:03:09 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (Bear His image. Bring His message. Be the Church.)
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To: packrat35

LOL!


35 posted on 06/25/2014 4:57:31 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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