[Vaquero]

The fact that soccer is a leftist plot should be spread far and wide.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

I'll wait til fall...

[1rudeboy]

Yeah, those leftists are sneaky . . . they dress in Captain America costumes, US flag bikinis, and tricorns, fly US flags of all kinds, hold scarves that say "Land of the Free" and "Don't Give Up the Ship," and chant U-S-A.

I mean, what leftist doesn't instinctively do that, and have all that stuff in his closet?

[Fuzz]

“The fact that soccer is a leftist plot should be spread far and wide.”

Plot to do what exactly?

[Obadiah]

You know Christian Ronaldo (Ronaldo is actually his middle name) was named after Ronald Reagan, right? Fact.