[Kenny Bunk]

i> is it simply poorly written or am i reading it wrong?

You are reading it all wrong. It's a Google translation from an Italian news report about the potential economic damage to Italy from a possible olive tree fungus caused by Global Warming. The oil referred to is obviously Olive Oil.

If every Olive Tree in Italy is not immediately treated with Desenex, the Eyeties will be frying with Crisco in 53.3 years.

[Chode]

d'oh, my bad...