[Salamander]

Yeah, because I don’t encounter all that stuff every time I’ve left the house in the last 36 years.

I’m an excellent, conscientious driver.

Get over it.

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Yeah, because I don’t encounter all that stuff every time I’ve left the house in the last 36 years.

Everyone who has had a fatal accident has avoided one up until that time.

I’m an excellent, conscientious driver.

Who has talked here about coming around blind curves so fast they barely avoided hitting a horse and buggy and cyclists.

From what you've said here, you're not conscientious. Just lucky.

So far.