Football, baseball are not American. You DO realise that?.
Although Americans are the only people who can watch two sports which take 3-4 hrs to complete, and then with no sense of irony complain that soccer is slow and dull.
Oh, the lack of irony charge tonight, scotsman! You’re in rare form! Sitting by your fireside with your single malt scotch and your itchy kilt correcting us low-life Americans again. I feel like I’m lost in the comments section of The London Times.
and then with no sense of irony complain that soccer is slow and dull.
...I don’t complain that it is slow and dull...I complain that it artificially depresses scoring so as to make it appear competitive...
...since so few goals are scored, I would submit that shots on goal should figure into the final score...and then you’d have a decent game...
Soccer is slow and dull. :-)