It was the “Moops”
Jerry: "I am not interested in buying, I just want to go to other resorts, such as Hilton's Head, SC."
Time Share Salesman: "Please put down $20 that will ensure you are not a no-show to our presentation tomorrow. It will be refunded to you afterwards with a pair of free tickets to Penn & Teller at the Rio."
Jerry: "I just rented a new apartment, I do not have any extra cash. Also, I have already seen Penn & Teller and I do not like them one bit."
Time Share Salesman: "You must come to our presentation. You will not regret it. We will pick you up in a swank limo at 8am and will take you to our resort in which you will be served a cold buffet breakfast that looks like it was sitting out from the night before. Also, we will now offer you tickets to Marie Osmond."
Jerry: "I am swamped with bills – parking space payment, credit cards, new wardrobe, apartment remodel, yadda yadda. Besides, I am not fond of Marie Osmond"
Time Share Salesman: "You will be joined at your cold buffet breakfast by one of our most skilled salesman who will convince you that a time share here in Las Vegas is the way to go. Also, we will instead give you a pair of free tickets to see Garth Brooks"
Jerry: "Las Vegas just does not fit my lifestyle – not enough activities for kids, location is too hot and dry, lack of surrounding activities besides gambling, yadda, yadda. Besides, I hate Garth Brooks. Everything he put out after Ropin' The Wind is crap.
Time Share Salesman: "OK, I agree with you on Garth Brooks. Instead, we will give you a pair of tickets to Cirque du Solei. You will receive the obligatory tour of the resort in a golf cart, driven by one of our top salespeople. We will show you a sample unit that will blow your socks off."
Jerry: "I can not afford it, it is much too far out of my price range. Besides, I am not wearing any socks and didn't even pack any for this trip. As well, seeing a bunch of fairies swing on trapezes does nothing for me. Not that there's anything wrong with that"
Time Share Salesman: "If our highly skilled salesman does not close the deal, we will send you our top closing manager who will cut our prices in half and offer you a deal you cannot refuse. Instead of fairies on trapezes, we shall offer you a pair of tickets to Jersey Boys.
Jerry: "Jersey Boys, now you are talking. However, I am still not interested in your overpriced timeshare. Even if your top closing manager cuts the price in half at the end. However, pick me up at 8 with your swank limo. I'll eat your cold breakfast, listen to your salespeople and ride around on your golf cart. Then I want my $20 back and those Jersey Boy tickets."