The zombies ate the shower curtains, so maybe they got the Topic, too. What difference, at this point, does it make? I’ll get to the Super K-Mart for more shower curtains eventually. It’s actually between here and the mechanic whom I trust can bring the Silver Bullet up to state standard.
Our other choice is driving it illegally for five years until it’s an official Classic Car and exempt from inspection ... but I’ll have to pay my uncle to keep it licensed and insured in Texas.
You don’t need to worry about those other alternatives just yet.
All you’ve needed all along is a competent, trustworthy mechanic.
Those, of course, are the real classics, and rara aves as well.