[AppyPappy]

OMG. I have to know what a singer believes so I can lead my life by their words. OMG. OMG.

[tet68]

I kissed an alien and I liked it ?

Well, if it looked like Katy it would probably be ok.

[beethovenfan]

I believe in angels and aliens too. The aliens are all coming across our southern border.

[Rastus]

I heard a Katy Perry song called Firework. I believe in ear plugs.

[MUDDOG]

Hey Mr. Spaceman, won’t you please take me along, and I won’t do anything wrong.

[Drew68]

I'm pretty sure there's a rule regarding Katy Perry threads.

Um... And I like Les Pauls.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Maybe she ought to compare notes with Julie Brown.

[Thorliveshere]

I believe in angels, but I think aliens are actually demonic beings. Everything jives with their characteristics.

[paintriot]

I guess she will eventually be a scientologist.

[Army Air Corps]

Wasn’t she married to the smelly bolus known as Russell Brand?

[niteowl77]

The 29-year-old noticed a white feather float past her during a recent performance and believes it is a sign that angels are protecting her, reports femalefirst.co.uk.

She's never worked at a turkey farm.

Mr. niteowl77

[WilliamRobert]

“In other news Kattie Perry says that people who do not believe in ET probably believe in Climate Change and other fairy tales.

[NormsRevenge]

she seeing more color now? cool.

she may mature into sumthin yet.

[GeronL]

shut up celebutards

[ncalburt]

Didn't this moron disown her parents because they openly said the will not vote for Our Muslim Marxist ! She also held a voter fraud concert for the America Hating Marxist in the College Voter fraud capital of Madison WI.

[dfwgator]

And not a single f—k was given.

[Chode]

as disinclined as i am to give credence to anything a singing pair of boobs has to say in the first place, the silly cow might have a little more credibility if it had never been hooked up to this blabbering enema nozzle... i mean i've seen confused dogs that look smarted than this mutt

[Vendome]

She is hittably hot and I agree with her.

There are other life forms and God, in his infinite wisdom, was smart enough to ensure we are separated by so many miles, so we won’t conquer each other.

[dfwgator]

Thomas Dolby wrote a song about her.

I buy her all the right clothes and pretty jewels to wear
My friends say she’s a dumb blonde but they don’t know she dyes her hair
She thinks the fighting in Central America’s easily solved
But what to wear to Bel Air premieres is a problem she could never resolve

[Chorus]
She’s an airhead
Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say “Lost in Space”
She’s an airhead
Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius, get serious
She’s an airhead
Tinted contacts don’t change the fact that black is black
She’s an airhead
And while I’m impressed with the length of those legs
She’s not an intellectual giant

She’d like to model, or maybe act, or start a magazine
Before she signs any big contracts, she better learn to read
But in her dreams she’s the queen of the fashion regime

You ask me do I love you, does the Pope live in the woods? Quod
Erat Demonstrandum, baby. (”Ooh, you speak french”)

[Chorus]

Sweet and low and oh-so, little Ms. Dora Jarre
Safe sex and fishnets and could you walk me to my car, pa
She’s losing faith in a world that is out of control
So she’s gonna nix politics, she’s taking up volleyball
Volleyball, why?

Cause she’s an airhead
Stungun and mace, Kharmann Ghia plates say “Lost in Space”
She’s an airhead
Thousands in trust, cusp aquarius - get serious
She’s an airhead
And now the time’s come for the end of my song
Don’t get me wrong

If she’s an airhead, it has to be said
It was men made her that way
It was us made her that way
It was us made her that way

Oh airhead

[Nifster]

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