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The moment two brazen women were caught red-handed trying to steal a beach canopy.......
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Posted on 07/08/2014 7:57:05 AM PDT by Morgana

FULL TITLE: The moment two brazen women were caught red-handed trying to steal a beach canopy - then ATTACKED the bemused owner as he politely asked them to stop

Two women casually, though clumsily, trying to steal another beachgoer's canopy on a Florida beach were caught red-handed on July 4 by the owner.

The bumbling thieves may find it difficult to commit any more thefts since video the canopy's owner took of the bizarre confrontation has gone viral.

As Americans celebrated their freedom on the holiday, the two middle-aged women, dressed in swimwear, took their liberty a little too far at New Smyrna beach.

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(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: 4ththread; florduh; florida
Another day on a Florduh Beach?
1 posted on 07/08/2014 7:57:05 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

They had the nerve to get angry with the guy who stopped them from stealing the canopy.


2 posted on 07/08/2014 8:00:39 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: Morgana

Look like Lebeasians to me.


3 posted on 07/08/2014 8:02:21 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: Morgana

You win the home page award! Fantastic! Memorizing! Particularly the t-shirt!


4 posted on 07/08/2014 8:03:04 AM PDT by DariusBane (Liberty and Risk. Flip sides of the same coin. So how much risk will YOU accept? Vive Deco et Vives)
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To: skeeter

THe lesbeasties can get pretty thick on the beach.One of their favorite recruiting areas.


5 posted on 07/08/2014 8:04:23 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Farmer Dean; Chode

“THe lesbeasties can get pretty thick on the beach.One of their favorite recruiting areas.”

Was not aware of this. Read stories on how homosexual men do this but had no idea the women were just as bad.


6 posted on 07/08/2014 8:07:38 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: skeeter
Precious moments...

'I continued to back up as we went around the canopy frame. In the most bizarre moment she gnashed her teeth, lunging at me with an open palm and said, "I'll grab your d**k!" I appreciated the offer but didn't feel the chemistry was there,' Rich told Gawker.

7 posted on 07/08/2014 8:10:13 AM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Rodamala

She looked like she had “grabbed”more than her fair share over the years....


8 posted on 07/08/2014 8:12:14 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Rodamala

Trust me....Laz would not have let her!


9 posted on 07/08/2014 8:12:40 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Rodamala

Yeah, apparently the canopy and chairs weren’t enough.


10 posted on 07/08/2014 8:13:49 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: skeeter

Yep I think that is an unspoken fact here, that they are lesbian.


11 posted on 07/08/2014 8:17:48 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego (s)
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To: Morgana

Damned Yankees. I grew up right across the inlet from NSB. Was nice until the Yankees.


12 posted on 07/08/2014 8:19:23 AM PDT by ExpatGator (I hate Illinois Nazis!)
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To: Morgana

My neighbor’s kid recently found a cell phone near the sidewalk near our house. He tells me “its my lucky day”! So I said, “you mean it’s the lucky day of the person who lost it right?”. No, he thought he would keep it. I took it from him and called the rightful owner.


13 posted on 07/08/2014 8:29:14 AM PDT by lormand (Inside every liberal is a dung slinging monkey)
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To: Morgana

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgCv-ioKNAQ


14 posted on 07/08/2014 8:30:19 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: Morgana

Saying “I’m sorry” is a lost art these days.


15 posted on 07/08/2014 8:32:43 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (http://thegatwickview.tumblr.com/ http://thepurginglutheran.tumblr.com/)
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To: skeeter

how do you figure?


16 posted on 07/08/2014 8:33:31 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (http://thegatwickview.tumblr.com/ http://thepurginglutheran.tumblr.com/)
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To: ExpatGator

I saw on the local news message board that identified the thieves and are from Crystal River Florida.


17 posted on 07/08/2014 8:34:08 AM PDT by outpostinmass2
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To: lormand

The cell phone owner is lucky you caught the kid who found it. I do hope you told his parents what happened. Not that most parents give a crap these days.


18 posted on 07/08/2014 8:34:32 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: outpostinmass2

“I saw on the local news message board that identified the thieves and are from Crystal River Florida.”

Just wondering, do this women have a history of doing this? Or did the board say anything?


19 posted on 07/08/2014 8:35:56 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana

http://myfox8.com/2014/07/07/man-busts-women-apparently-attempting-to-steal-his-beach-gear/comment-page-1/

Check the comments. It links to one of the perps facebook page. Her sister is the other perp.


20 posted on 07/08/2014 8:41:19 AM PDT by outpostinmass2
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To: InvisibleChurch

Just a guess. There are an abundance of them where I live & they have a way about them.


21 posted on 07/08/2014 8:41:39 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: skeeter

You win the thread.


22 posted on 07/08/2014 8:43:58 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: skeeter

ok. thx. just wondering. I don’t live in a high density lesbian area ... that I know of!


23 posted on 07/08/2014 8:47:10 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (http://thegatwickview.tumblr.com/ http://thepurginglutheran.tumblr.com/)
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To: Morgana

According to officials, the women could have faced charges of grand theft and simple battery.

Local 6 spoke with the husband of Linda Kelley, the woman in the red swimsuit in the video. He said the incident was a misunderstanding.

According to Kelley, the women thought the family’s beach things belonged to their friends and they were asked to pack up the items.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/viral-video-shows-apparent-theft-attempt-on-new-smyrna-beach/26824428


24 posted on 07/08/2014 8:54:18 AM PDT by outpostinmass2
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To: outpostinmass2

https://www.facebook.com/linda.duffykelley?fref=ts


25 posted on 07/08/2014 9:06:40 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana

Nice to know that some local dumbass dirtbags are now internationally despised dumbass dirtbags.

Thanks, Daily Mail.


26 posted on 07/08/2014 9:08:08 AM PDT by EricT. (Everything not forbidden is compulsory.)
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To: outpostinmass2

You know I could have believed them if other family members could somehow prove they had similar beach gear. I’ve been to the beach a lot and it’s easy to get lost while swimming, walking and playing. It’s also easy to confuse your stuff with that of someone else because basically the same company makes all if it. Which is why I write my name on all my things.


27 posted on 07/08/2014 9:14:19 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: EricT.

Be sure to thank Youtube as well.


28 posted on 07/08/2014 9:14:55 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana

Ebay has really changed the world. Which is where this stuff would have ended up.

I once left a hockey bag with 3 pairs of hockey skates at a local outdoor rink. I drove back 30 minutes later and the bag was gone.


29 posted on 07/08/2014 9:17:49 AM PDT by outpostinmass2
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To: Morgana

I fell asleep at the beach in Florida and woke up without my canopi... Not a good feeling ... Some one took it away.


30 posted on 07/08/2014 9:47:19 AM PDT by lavaroise (A well regulated gun being necessary to the state, the rights of the militia shall not be infringed)
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To: Morgana

I told the father, who like me, is willing to do the right thing and return lost items. This same kid is getting the wrong message from his mom. I was at their home about a month ago, and he came in from the park with his mom and said he ‘found’ a football and was keeping it. His dad said that the ball was not his, and that he should have brought it to the ‘lost and found’, which the park clearly has.


31 posted on 07/08/2014 11:35:44 AM PDT by lormand (Inside every liberal is a dung slinging monkey)
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To: outpostinmass2

Sure don’t sound like southern girls to me. May live in Chrystal River. Does not mean they are not Yankees.


32 posted on 07/08/2014 1:19:35 PM PDT by ExpatGator (I hate Illinois Nazis!)
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To: outpostinmass2
According to Kelley, the women thought the family’s beach things belonged to their friends and they were asked to pack up the items.


33 posted on 07/08/2014 5:53:57 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Morgana
they need to gt knocked the hell out...
34 posted on 07/08/2014 6:20:40 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Rodamala

I love these snippets.


35 posted on 07/08/2014 6:26:36 PM PDT by Radix ("..Democrats are holding a meeting today to decide whether to overturn the results of the election.")
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To: ExpatGator

Both graduated from Florida high schools. They appear to be born and bread southern girls.


36 posted on 07/09/2014 12:39:23 PM PDT by outpostinmass2
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