Germany v Brazil 4pm EDT thread

[Perdogg]

Brazil V Germany

[Cecily]

Oh well. Time for Brazilians to repair to the beach and drink strong cocktails.

[goldstategop]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Germany 7-0.

[Enterprise]

7-0

Yep, time to hit the beach!

[dirtboy]

It just went from futbol to football.

[darkangel82]

There’s ugly soccer, and then there’s this.

[Enterprise]

Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
Auf wiedersehen

[AnAmericanAbroad]

Germany now up by 7.

This is an absolute rout. I’ve never seen anything like this unless it’s someone playing against North Korea.

[Enterprise]

I would be happy to volunteer to comfort all those lovely crying Brazilian ladies.

[Mears]

This is pathetic.

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[nascarnation]

What’s the social climate like there, are these Germans and their fans gonna get out of the stadium alive?

[TomGuy]

It is so bad that Germany is just playing keep-away and another goes in by mistake.

7-0

[Delta Dawn]

As a sort of crossover sports connection, I was watching The Karate Kid earlier today:

Wax On, Wax Off

[Theoria]

Spurs vs. Heat 2014 redux on the pitch instead.

Nice work from Germany. Perhaps a Germany vs. Netherlands final.

[C19fan]

Need a competition of who takes losing harder: Brazilians or ‘Bama fans. :)

[Enterprise]

Mama said there'd be days like this
There'd be days like this my mama said

[Enterprise]

I think Brazilians would take it harder.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Nate Silver gives Brazil a 65 percent chance of prevailing...oh well

[Enterprise]

Wonder what the over/under of German fans who will be beheaded before midnight.

[Mears]

” Mama said there’d be days like this
There’d be days like this my mama said “

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I don’t think even Mama could have foreseen this rout.

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[Enterprise]

Oh Nooooooooooooo.

Brazil scores a pity party goal.