Posted on 07/09/2014 5:09:23 AM PDT by Morgana
One of you was saying something about men who bicycle the other day??
Well, I can testify that long stretches on a bike can cause loss of sensation in a location where men really don’t want to lose sensation.
Luckily, so far it’s always been temporary.
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things. (Elaine image here)
I wonder if you’re also more likely to cheat on your wife and lie to your fans and friends as well.
I will say they are remarkably poorly designed for use on a bicycle. Or possibly bicycle seats are poorly designed for use by men.
Or both.
I remember reading sports & medical articles in the 90’s about the high rate of impotence among cyclists, they blamed the shape of the seat as it pushed up against the prostate.
This just adds more fuel to that theory. Thank God I’m no biker.
Well...shoot. Is walking and jogging still okay? :)
No, you should sit down, relax, have a beer...perhaps you’d like some cheesy poofs??
:-)
I usually just strap it to my knee.
I suspect it would be easier to adapt the latter to the former than vice versa.
To heck with a better mousetrap. Invent a bicycle seat that isn’t a torture instrument and the world will pedal to your door.
Crushing your junk is no way to exercise. Come up with a bike that you can stand up on.
Well, my sister’s friend had a bicycle enthusiast for a husband. He didn’t look the part - nerdy and slightly stout - but he was out alot, including statewide tours. Turns out he was cheating on her, sometimes using those rides as a means for his trysts.
My biggest beef is them taking over our roads. There really is no call for that. This didn’t happen until 10 years ago. They are not at all the equal of a 2-ton car that can go over 100mph.
Well, thank you for making my day......
I know I would. There are some “different” designs out there, but none I’ve found that seem to be accepted as a real improvement.
The big problem is probably that individual anatomical peculiarities make a big difference. What works for Sherman may not work at all for Albert.
if true, quite weird
How many have been snipped?
walking is, jogging isnt
So, there is a proven link.
What did the manufacturers know and when did they know it?
If your kids see you riding does that make them want to ride and doom them to prostate cancer?
Is it time for the government to tax bicycles and use the resulting funds for anti-bicycliing information?
When do the lawsuits start?
Etc. Etc........
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