What a great system. First, get fat using EBT cards, then apply for disability. Cha-Ching!
Homer Simpson did a parody on this years ago. Yes, I’m referring to the cartoon character!!!
The good doc told him to rub his food on paper, if the grease made the paper see through, it was your “window to weight gain”!!!!!
Great episode, never thought fatty fats would be classified as a disability.
On an unrelated issue: One guy tried to market a diet plan called “death camp diet”. Guranteed weight loss. Arbeit Macht Frei was not that good of a diet marketing name.....