Probably not the wisest thing to admit to a police officer.
Husband and wife? Haven’t those terms been stricken from the record in Calican?
Are they sure it wasn't LAKE County?
And they say that romance is dead.
I thought Teddy and Joan Kennedy were dead.
How romantic.
She will blame him for the rest of their lives.
Like Sly Stone said: “Its a family affair”.
My wife works for a local towing company. If you knew what really went on, you’d be afraid to get in your car.
Believe me, we are losing the battle with the morons.
A man who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night, and of course, his car is weaving all over the road.
A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have ya been?”
“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening.”
“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
The cop says, “Sir, do you realize that your wife fell out of the car several miles back?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf!”
I went to a party last night and did something I’ve never done before. I took a cab home. It was a good thing too, because I came upon a DUI checkpoint and they waived me right through.
But....... I’m still wondering why there is a cab in my garage.
The spouses that Drink together
End up in the Klink together…
“Husband and wife get DUIs on same night”
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
When I first saw this, I thought it read:
“Husband and wife get IUDs on same night”
and I thought, “Gosh they’re being awfully cautious.”