Posted on 07/28/2014 3:37:07 PM PDT by Up Yours Marxists
I saw a report just this morning that said sales of breakfast cereal is shrinking considerably.
I wouldn't have thought that it could, but apparently it causes stupidity, so who knows?
Henceforth all General Mills employees will tested for the amount of CO2 they expel while breathing.
It’s COLD cereal for crying out loud. jeesh
I stopped eating cereal decades ago. It’s not substantial enough by itself for me to make it to lunch or do any physical work. It’s too bulky if you add it to something that is worth eating. Cereal is a total waste as a food product.
I guess my caption of “Queer-Loving General Mills Embraces Chicken Little” didn’t sit well with the mods? Why the change?
What’s the deal boys??? You got a problem with the truth on General Mills and their Lucky Charms Gay and Lesbian crappola????
Hey, you underestimate the mindset of LIBERALS. It is cold cereal that you have to take with milk. That leads to cows, which leads to passed gas. And they have already said one of the major causes of our doom is the methane passed from cows. So between the cooking of the cereal at the manufacturer and the f#rts of the cows, we are $%$%$% (I was going to say toast but that brings in coal, electricity, wheat, racist comments, etc., etc. I have learned my lesson) doomed.
That means we can only eat raw seaweed for breakfast. Yum Yum!!! (not).
I think globull warming is contributed to by such steaming piles as this.
I see I’m going to have to school you, son.
General Mill is pro gay. Pro gays embrace global warming. It’s all tied together in their marxist, pinko, commie world. They are tied together. Joined at the hips. Pigs in mud.
I’ll bet my retirement that every company that embraces this crap will be pro-gay. Watch.
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the suns planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
I agree - I live in Battle Creek - Kelloggs and Post make their cereal here. I don’t buy any of it — so expensive and it just makes me hungrier after eating it. Much better to make my own granola that is much more substantial. There is a lot of air pollution here, too, but also a nice smell when they are baking the frosted flakes ;)
I expect to see advertisements of Toucan Sam saying that clear-cutting the rainforest will lead to the rest of the rainforest being flooded. They will probably start having the Cookie Crisp mascot use “environmentally-friendly” means to steal the cookies from the kids.
LOL, very good!
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
Wait, if normal humans are less-than-specks, wouldn't that make Congressmembers less-than-less-than-less-than-less-than-less-than-less-than-specks? I mean, like speck feces?
Illegal aliens cause global warming. Their entire reason for coming to the US is specifically to increase their carbon foot print.
Nothing says Global Warning like a Detroit-area high in the 60s on July 28.
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