***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Let's build one of these

61 posted on 08/01/2014 10:08:53 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)

To: relentlessly

62 posted on 08/01/2014 10:11:52 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)

I always wanted to play soccer without running...your place or mine?

FMCDH(BITS)

63 posted on 08/01/2014 10:19:28 AM PDT by nothingnew (Hemmer and MacCullum are the worst on FNC)

64 posted on 08/01/2014 10:20:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)

This really made me LOL

65 posted on 08/01/2014 10:26:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)

66 posted on 08/01/2014 10:28:10 AM PDT by hummingbird (Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)

To: relentlessly

Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten
years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, it’s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

67 posted on 08/01/2014 10:28:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)

68 posted on 08/01/2014 10:28:46 AM PDT by dragonblustar ( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)

69 posted on 08/01/2014 10:29:23 AM PDT by hummingbird (Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)

70 posted on 08/01/2014 10:32:01 AM PDT by hummingbird (Mark Levin and Article 5. Period.)

71 posted on 08/01/2014 10:32:12 AM PDT by dragonblustar ( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)

To: skinkinthegrass

72 posted on 08/01/2014 10:40:40 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)

To: dragonblustar

73 posted on 08/01/2014 10:42:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)

This isn't silly....it's crazy!!

74 posted on 08/01/2014 10:54:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)

If Obama were captain of a ship, this would be him

75 posted on 08/01/2014 10:57:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)

76 posted on 08/01/2014 11:01:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)

LOL! Hold the wheel nuts.

77 posted on 08/01/2014 11:27:22 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon...0'Mullah / "Rustler" 0'Reid? d8-)

78 posted on 08/01/2014 11:34:07 AM PDT by verga (Conservative, leaning libertarian)

In the interest of spreading silliness, go see Guardians of the Galaxy. It is great!

79 posted on 08/01/2014 11:48:36 AM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")

80 posted on 08/01/2014 12:08:35 PM PDT by dragonblustar ( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)

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