***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[dragonblustar]

Those biscuits will bless your soul!

[zeugma]

Me too. My cat is in my lap attempting to keep me from typing. I startled him with my laughing.

[Lucky9teen]

During a short Facebook outage this morning, the people of LA were VERY concerned.

So much, that members of LAPD communications, who at the time were conducting a social media Q & A on Twitter, were suddenly bombarded with questions about Facebook going offline.

[JRios1968]

Recently, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all!

Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine,most still running.

Walmart: empty lines.

Kmart, same....

Taco Bell.. no one there to lock the doors OR open them !!!

If you live in Texas , it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.

The hat says:

“U.S. BORDER PATROL ENFORCEMENT”
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PS: don’t try it at McDonald’s.

The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

[Lucky9teen]

Somehow, I don’t think your hat is going to be that affective any more. :(

[relentlessly]

[4everontheRight]

Awesome