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Giraffe dies after head strikes bridge
iAfrica ^ | 8-1-2014 | Zunaid Ismael

Posted on 08/01/2014 9:43:44 AM PDT by Citizen Zed

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To: DannyTN
They didn’t see that coming.

The giraffe did.

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21 posted on 08/01/2014 10:03:35 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: dfwgator

Dang that truck must have taken it very hard.


And then the truck was unable to receive any treatment.


22 posted on 08/01/2014 10:07:23 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Drew68

“Blindfolded giraffe killed after hitting head on bridge”

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals’ Rick Allan said on Thursday he suspected (doh!!!!) the giraffe died after hitting its head against an overhead bridge.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/environment/animals/blindfolded-giraffe-killed-after-hitting-head-on-bridge-20140801-zz8kl.html#ixzz39A4LsICd

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BLINDFOLDED!!!! nasty idiot trucker prolly drunk or high!!


23 posted on 08/01/2014 10:11:13 AM PDT by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: dennisw

Dats racist!


24 posted on 08/01/2014 10:14:52 AM PDT by Leo Carpathian (FReeeeepeesssssed)
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To: Moltke

>> That kind of roadkill will feed a family of six for months.

It’s okay if y’all take the loin and ribs. Just leave me the neck. :-)


25 posted on 08/01/2014 10:17:33 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: Leo Carpathian

You might be right. The giraffe should have been driving and made sure the dumbass trucker his head on a low bridge


26 posted on 08/01/2014 10:30:50 AM PDT by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: Citizen Zed

That’s horrible!


27 posted on 08/01/2014 10:37:05 AM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (Bible Summary in a few verses: John 14:6, John 6:29, Romans 10:9-10)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
And then the truck was unable to receive any treatment.

Truck therapists are in high demand. None was available to console this one.

28 posted on 08/01/2014 11:32:47 AM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
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To: TigersEye
Truck therapists are in high demand. None was available to console this one.

"Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon!"

29 posted on 08/01/2014 11:34:18 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: fwdude

“There needs to be consequences.”

I agree.
The driver should only be allowed to transport snakes from now on.
No more giraffes.


30 posted on 08/01/2014 11:39:40 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Obama lied; our healthcare died.)
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To: dfwgator

Now that’s enough to make a jack wagon spin a bearing!


31 posted on 08/01/2014 11:43:09 AM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
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To: dfwgator

LOL (with apologies to the actual giraffe). That’s the Slim Jim snack-sized version.


32 posted on 08/01/2014 12:14:01 PM PDT by Moltke (Sapere aude!)
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To: Vigilanteman

They would’ve but the lions just burped and said “What, giraffe again? What’s a lion gotta do to get a little variety in his meal around here? Bro, I wont me some gnu!”


33 posted on 08/01/2014 12:23:44 PM PDT by Moltke (Sapere aude!)
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To: Nervous Tick
It’s okay if y’all take the loin and ribs. Just leave me the neck. :-)

Spare neck is a favorite amongst savanna-billies all across Africa.

34 posted on 08/01/2014 12:34:36 PM PDT by Moltke (Sapere aude!)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Hope you make it


35 posted on 08/01/2014 12:44:50 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (Ok, the joke's over. Bring back the Constitution.)
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